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Thought I'd share my silly mood with a silly writing joke today.


A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.


Do you know any good writing jokes? We'd love to hear them!

Comments

Phyllis Bourne said…
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

I'm off to tell that one to the dh. But I always tell jokes all out of order and get pissed when nobody gets it.

Thanks for the laugh.
Thanks, Phyllis. It's a pretty awful pun, but when it comes to humor, I have no shame.
TJ Bennett said…
Ha! Love it. No good writer jokes, sadly. Never remember the punch lines.

TJB
Del said…
Hi Colleen,
We have a writing family. Joni, of course, Allen writes sermons, Linda wrote songs with Joni, Diana wrote for the Peace Corps, Janis wrote TV scripts, Roger wrote a book on how to start a radio station, and of course Mom Lois wrote a book. My idea was to get all the kids to move to Helena, Montana and buy houses on the same street. We could have our own Writers Block!
Ha, Del! Glad to know I'm not the only one with a soft spot for the pun!

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