A "Professor" schools her student, xtra normal style

Would be funny if it weren't so true. I recently showed this to my MFA and PhD hopefuls, just so they could be in the know . . .

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Kathryn Peterson said…

The sad thing is that early on, I actually did have the romanticized notion that I would fall in love with another grad student and we would go off somewhere and write and teach together. It almost happened, too, but I'm so glad it didn't!

3:19 AM

Joni Rodgers said…

Oh, dear. That's hideously funny...but horrible. And horribly funny.

8:09 AM

Colleen Thompson said…

ROFL! This is hilarious. And sad.

8:21 AM

Elen Grey said…

I couldn't look away. lol

8:38 AM

Anonymous said…

(in a monotone) 'I want my dughter to be a college professor.... I want to subsidize her endless changes of majors while paying for the NCAA football team. Please let my daughter be a college professor'

8:58 AM

Anonymous said…

daughter. \Perhaps she can teach me to spell.

8:59 AM

Anonymous said…

Sad, yet so true. My mother told my cousin this as she's completing her PhD program...sadly the pay is better in a public school...

9:32 AM

Suzan Harden said…

LOL! OMG, my sister-in-law, the PhD professor, made this video, didn't she?

10:08 AM

Anonymous said…

My daughter is tracking this as I cringe...she took from her father's side.

10:43 AM

Edana said…

My mom seems to think this is what I want to do. Maybe I should show her this video so she gets off my back about it...thanks!

6:05 PM

Mylène said…

I've been laughing about this all day. The robotic voices add to the creepiness. But oh, what wonderful professors I had, and how much I thank them (and still emulate) their mad devotion.

7:02 PM

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